Trouble Maker~ Smoker x Reader

             "Vice Admiral! She's at it again!" One of the G-5 call. Smoker lets out a low growl, blowing out an annoyed cloud of smoke in the process.

             "Damn trouble maker," He curses, standing up and following after the frantic marine. He had took on G-5 knowing they were a bunch of trouble makers, but you were your own definition of trouble. He goes onto deck just as a gust of wind sends a pie flying into his face. The other marines pale in horror.

              "S-sir!" Tashigi gasps. A laugh echoes the ship, making the other's cringe.

              "Sorry boss, I was aiming for the snitch," You chuckle from where you sat on the top sail. Smoker slowly wipes the pie from his face and glares up at you. You brazenly grin back at him. "What's wrong boss? You look a little... Burnt-up," You tease. His eye twitches and he steps forward. A few marines lunge forward to hold him back, including Tashigi.

              "I'm gonna kick your ass," He snarls.

               "Sir! Must'nt!" Tashigi gasps.

               "Alright! ___! Get your as down here!" He snaps. You smirk and glide down to stand on the railing before him.

               "Yes boss?" You coo. A tick mark appears on his cheek and he sudden lunges in a cloud of smoke. You swiftly glide out of his way, laughing.

               "Now now vice admiral, I thought you were gonna be civil," You say, literally blowing him away as he lunges at you again.

               "Tch! Insubordinate.... Mop the deck since you got pie every damn where!" He orders before storming back in the cabin. As soon as the door slams shut you let out a sigh.

                "He hates me..." You mutter. starting to mop the deck.

                "Maybe next time it will go smoother," Tashigi says, sitting on railing. She gives an assuring smile. She was you're best friend on this ship that mostly consisted of male marines. She liked you even though you used to be an infamous pirate captain. So of course she knew of your slight crush on the Vice Admiral.

                 "You know I have no luck with guys I'm interested in... And you said that last time," You point out giving her a slight look and sigh. She pauses.

                 "Have you ever tried apologizing?" She questions.

                 "...I'll try that when I finish doing this," You say, sitting down next to her and using the wind to mop the deck. She chuckles at your rather lazy solution.

                  Twenty minutes later you're finished. "Well, he should be calmed down now," Tashigi tells you. You frown at the door to his office.

                  "Man I hope so," You sigh before going in. He was sitting facing the large window, a trail of smoke dancing up from his cigars. You drift in. "Hey, boss," You say to let him know you're there. He straightens up, more smoke dancing for the ceiling as he exhales slightly.

                  "What do you want?" He grumbles, not turning to look at you.

                  "I.... I'm sorry..." You sigh. He chokes in surprise, suddenly turning to you with an absolute shocked look on his face. You can't help but smirk. "What's wrong boss? Get smoked out?" You ask. He glowers at your joke.

                  "Did you finish mopping the deck?" He questions.

                  "Nope, in fact I dropped a few more pies just to spite ya," You reply with as much sarcasm as you can, folding your arms. He lets out a slight sigh mixed with a growl and he pinches the bridge of his nose.

                  "Why do you insist on being a trouble maker?" He mutters. 'Because that's the only time you'll look at me,' You answer silently before deciding on a different answer.  

                  "Bored I guess," You say with a shrug. He stands up abruptly, coming over and looming over you. You couldn't meet his gaze, the sudden motion had put you on alert. He lets out a slight grunt before heading to the door.

                   "No more pie for you," He deadpans before going out.

*Actually.... This one is pretty fun, comment for more!*