Surprise!~ Eustass Kid x Reader *oneshot*

       God this was hard. You look back at the list in your hand and frown. Why didn't he just send Killer to get parts? You didn't even know a ratchet from a wrench! And the looks these guys were giving you didn't help your current mood. 

       "Ya lost girly?" A voice hisses behind you. You look back poker faced. 

       "Yes actually, care to help me?" You ask.  He chuckles and you can feel the others moving closer. 

       "It'll cost ya of course," He rumbles as the others snicker. You roll your eyes. 

       "Fuck it..." You sigh, unholstering your gun and pointing it up under his chin and firing. The man falls back dead. The others jump back in horror. You aim your gun at them. "Look here ya pricks Im officially in a bad mood now, see this list? Bring me everything on it or I'll kill the lot of ya, now get moving!" You order. They swiftly run around collecting everything on the list before giving it to you. 

        "Thank  you," You huff and head out, not minding the weight of the objects. You were still in a foul mood, but not just because of those shitty men in the parts store.  Today was your birthday, and your crew had forgotten it, again. Scratch that, you weren't in a foul mood, you were pissed. It was shitty of them to forget last year but two years in a row? You grit your teeth and storm into a pub, plopping down at the counter. 

        "The strong stuff," You order. Will its not like the Kid Pirates were big on birthday parties, but it wouldn't have been so bad if one of them had uttered a, "happy birthday," just to show they were glad you were born, or glad that Kid had saved you from that terrible relationship. You drink some shots before paying and continuing to the ship.  

         Kid looks up as you board the ship with a scowl. "Hey what took ya so damn long--" You toss the bag into his face. 

         "Who cares? I got you your crap," You huff, stalking below deck and to your room, slamming the door and making the ship shake. 

         "She's pissed..." Killer comments. Kid frowns and sighs. 

         "I told you this would happen..." He grumbles unhappily. 

        "Then we should hurry with the preparations," Killer points out. 

        You lay on the bed, looking up at the ceiling, still fuming. You frown, throwing knives at the wall blindly. Thunk... Thunk... Thunk... Knock knock knock! You blink and get up, going to the door and opening it a crack. No one was there but something on the floor caught your eye. You open the door more, leaning down and picking up the small box.

         Opening it you find thick metal bracelet with some beautiful designs in it. You let out a breath, slipping it on. "Wow..." You whisper, 

         As soon as it was secure on your rest you're suddenly pulled down the hall by it. You let out a surprised gasp, trying to pull back to no avail. The bracelet pulls you down another hallway and into the kitchen, finally connecting to your captain's palm. You blink wide eyed at him then the rest of the crew that all stood around a big birthday cake with your name on it. They smile at you in slight amusement. 

          "What the hell are you doing locking yourself in your room for? You're supposed to party on your birthday," Kid teases. Suddenly your shopping trip earlier made sense. You blush heavily in embarrassment. 

          "I'm so sorry captain!" You gasp remembering that kind heavy bag you had thrown at his face earlier. He blinks and chuckles. 

          "Shouldn't you be saying 'thank you' instead?" He inquires. You pause in confusion. 

          "Oh! Thank you so much captain!" You giggle, kissing his cheek, making him freeze and turn bright red. The crew laughs. 

          "Happy Birthday ___!" They cheer, shaking Kid out of his shock. 

          "Let's party!" He declares. 

         You smile at the moonlit waves, the sounds of the drunken crew still echo from the kitchen. You had to break away for some fresh air after a bit. "You sure do have a habit of running off alone," Kid huffs beside you, making you squeak and jerk in surprise, falling back. He catches you easily, raising an eyebrow down at you. "Why ya jumping?" He teases with a smirk. You puff your cheeks with an embarrassed blush. 

         "You snuck up on me that's why!" You retort, poking his nose. He wrinkles his nose briefly and chuckles, picking you up off the railing. 

         "I have to or I won't hear that cute squeak of yours," He rumbles, kissing your cheek. You blush more at that. 

         "K-Kid!" You grumble covering your face. He chuckles again. 

         "So did you like your birthday presents?" He questions. You nod, moving your hands away from your face to look at the bracelet thoughtfully. 

         "Did you make this for me?" You ask quietly. For the second time that day Kid's face became as red as his hair.  He looks to the side. 

         "Y-yeah..." He admits. You grin and hug his neck, making him stiffen. 

         "I love it.... Almost as much as I love you," You confess, making his eyes widen in shock. 

         "You.... I.... I'm supposed to say that first!" He scolds, you blink and giggle. 

         "Too late, now you have to make a move," You smirk. He blinks and smirks back. 

         "Alright, I got two more presents for you then," He muses. You tilt your head in question. He gives you a short but passionate kiss. "One." He breathes, then grins, "And two happens to be in my room," He rumbles, carrying you toward his room. Your eyes widen at his husky tone, a heavy blush coming over your face. 

           "B-best birthday ever...."