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Roommate~ Deadpool x Reader pt 5

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Published: Oct 9, 2014

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"Wade.... Are you expecting company?" You ask, looking at the large stack of pancakes on the counter. "Oh! Morning Babe! I made breakfast!" He greets cheerfully, still in the process of making more. "Do you have the munchies?" You ask warily. "Nope, my healing factor won't let me get high," He informs you. "Healing factor?" You echo. He pauses, "Yeah, I heal fast.... Wait.... If you didn't already know about my healing factor why do you keep on shooting me?" He questions. You purse your lips slightly. "Cause its fun," You say bluntly.

He stops adding pancakes, folding his arms. "You really are sadistic," He comments. "No, I just have a different definition of fun," You reply. Before he can respond, your cell goes off in the next room. You go and answer it.

"Yeah?"

No response, just breathing.

"Hello?"

"...."

"Okay, hanging up now-"

'X Charlie,'

The line goes dead, and you drop your cell. "You okay?" Wade asks, stooping down and picking up your phone. "I'm... Fine..." You murmur, taking your phone. He tilts his head slightly, "You look like you've seen a ghost... Or the hulk," He comments. "The hulk," You echo and openly shiver. He chuckles a bit, "Yeah I get a little green too when I hear that name," He jokes. You shake your head, suddenly at ease thanks to him. "You're so weird," You mutter, trying to hide the smile that threatens your lips.

You turn away as the smile appears briefly before heading into the kitchen again. "I think it was~" He sings behind you. "What are you talking about?" You ask. "You finally smiled!" He chuckles. "No I didn't," You lie. You grab a beer from the fridge. "Really? I could've sworn-" "Swearing is bad Wade, shame on you," You scold playfully. "Hey! You made a funny," He chuckles.

"You know what, you're rubbing off on me, I'm leaving," You tell him. "So you do think I'm funny!" He says cheerfully. "No, I think you're completely insane," You reply. He chuckles, "Yeah pretty much... See you when you come back babe!" He tells you as you leave. You give a wave, "Try not to miss me too much," You joke. "You did it again," He calls. "Dammit!" You curse rather loudly. You hear him laugh before closing the door.

"So, how's it going with your roommate?" Peter asks. "It's actually, kind of fun," You admit with a slight smile. "Really? How?" He inquires with a raised eyebrow. You shrug, "He's interesting, and kind of funny," You murmur. He nudges you, "Don't tell me you like this guy," He snorts. "Course not," You scoff. "Anyways, how is aunt May?" You add.

"Shes doing good, wishes you'd come have dinner with us sometimes," He answers. "I think I will, tonight if that's okay?" You reply. "Sure, I'll call her now," He says, standing up. "Kay," You murmur, calling Wade. "Hello?" He answers. "Hey Wade, I'm eating dinner with a friend so don't wait up," You tell him. "Oh... Okay," He says, sounding a bit disappointed. You frown a bit. "Hey, what type of icecream do you like? I'll pick some up on the way back," You offer.

"Daww! Youre the best Roomy ever!" He says cheerfully. "... Heh, so what type do you want?" You ask. "Surprise me," He replies. "Alright, see you later," You tell him before hanging up. Peter's grin catches your eye. "What?" You scoff. "I saw you smile," He teases. You give him an eye roll. "Alright, laser tag it is," You say, standing up. "Ah! No fair!" He cries.

"You overstepped yourself Petey, it's time I reminded you just who you're teasing," You chuckle, lightly poking his chest. "Alright!... But I'll win this time ___," He says. "We'll see," You growl playfully, nudging him. "You're on!" He declares.

"Haha, don't make such a sour face Petey! You almost got me," You chuckle while aunt May laughed. "You cheated somehow," He grumbles. "I doubt a former soldier needs to cheat at laser tag Peter," Aunt May points out. Peter pouts slightly. "Thanks for letting me eat with you, is it okay if I take the leftovers home for my roommate, he uh... Needs to eat something other than chimichangas," You tell her, starting to get up.

"Of course! Peter mentioned you're roommate was a guy... Do you get along well?" She asks as she wrapped up the leftovers. You shrug slightly, "Well enough," You say. "You should bring him along next time," She tells you. "I'll uh talk to him about it," You say as she hands you the bag of leftovers. "Be careful on your way home," She says giving you that motherly kiss on the cheek. "I will, see ya later," You tell them before leaving.

You stop at the store to get ice cream. 'Hmmm.... So many decisions...' You think, tapping your chin. "Cookie dough is a good one," someone says beside you. You glance over and tense in surprise. "Wade? What are you doing here?" You ask. "I was taking a walk and spotted my favorite Roomy!" He answers. "So cookie dough?" You guess, grabbing a quart of ice cream. "Sounds good to me!" He says. You pay and lead the way out. "What's in the other bag?" He asks.

"Oh, leftovers from dinner... I uh... Thought you would like some," You tell him, handing him the bag. "Really sweet!" He murmurs. "Not really..." You huff, rubbing your neck with a slight blush. "You really do care!" He chuckles. You were about to argue when a sound catches your animal keen ears. You stop, looking toward the alley. "Uh, are you okay? Or are you about to kick that yellow box?" He asks. You barely heard him as another mew sounds.

You start down the alley way. "Babe?" He asks. You knelt at the dumpster, spotting the small shaking bundle of fur. "Aw.... Come here little one," You whisper, offering a hand out to it. It cowars, looking up at you with scared green eyes. "It's okay, come here," You murmur. It hesitantly sniffs at your hand, letting your fingers brush it's cheek. Once you were sure it was comfortable, you scoop it up. "Poor little thing, you're all scrawny," You breath, bringing it to your chest.

The kitten licks your chin, making you giggle a bit. "Aw, what sweetheart!" You comment. You wouldn't mind taking the little kitten home, but then you remembered your roommate, who stood a few feet away watching curiously. You look over at him, slightly embarrassed. He shifts, ".... But... Fine, the cat can come too... Just keep it away from the hamsters," He says.

This was probably the first time someone has ever made you break out into a grin. "Thank you!" You gasp, hugging his torso. You break away swiftly. "Come on little one! We need to get you somethings for home!" You cheerfully tell the kitten, heading back to the store, leaving a stunned Wade behind.