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Not Funny~ Buggy x Reader pt2

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               His hand tried to crawl away again during breakfast but you swiftly grab it again, pinning it to the table. Buggy frowns with a slight pout, he hadn't expected you to be completely serious about keeping his hand.  Shanks was finding the whole scene hilarious.
               "___, why do you have Buggy's hand?" Rayleigh questions.
               "Punishment," You reply bluntly.
               "For what?" He asks.
               "Buggy acted like he cut off his finger and made her faint," Shanks informs him.
               "I was just joking around," Buggy grumbles.
               "Which is why she now has your hand," Rayleigh points out.
               "Can I have my hand back now?" Buggy asks you.
               "Nope, I'm keeping it for a whole day," You tell him, standing up with his hand. Before he could say anything, you walk out of the kitchen. sit on the railing, observing his hand curiously. You nip his thumb, hearing a surprised cry leave the kitchen. "So he can still feel everything," You conclude, apologetically rubbing the spot you had bitten. His hand relaxes a bit and you let out an amused hum, turning the hand over and tickling his palm. It stiffens and you hear muffled laughter in the kitchen. His hand suddenly catches yours, making you laugh out in surprise.
                     "What are you doing to his hand?" Shanks asks, appearing beside you.
                     "Listen," You murmur, pulling your hand free from his before tickling his palm again. More muffled laughter. "Such an interesting power..." His hand catches yours again and you smile a bit.
                    "Knock it off!" Buggy calls.
                    "Sorry," You call back, setting his hand down on your lap.
 
                    You let out a slight yawn, tiredly rubbing your eye with the back of Buggy's hand. He looks over as you do this. "If you're tired just go to sleep," He tells you.
                   "I would, but I'm supposed to be on night watch.... What are you doing up so late?" You ask, glancing over at him.
                   "Same," He mutters. You look down at his hand which rests on your lap. Smirking, you turn it over and tickle his palm. He spits out a laugh before turning to you with an annoyed look. "Stop doing that!" He grumbles, hand catching yours.
                    "What are you gonna do? Give me a hand?" You tease. He pauses, face twisting in annoyance until he laughs at your bad joke.
                    "That's... Not funny!" He laughs.
                    "Really? Can't tell," You say, poking his nose. He recovers, and frowns at you.
                    "It wasn't," He says stubbornly.
                    "Yeah... I could use a hand with my humor..." You sigh. He tries to suppress a laugh but fails.
                    "C-cut it out!" He rasps.
                    "No, you're laughing, I'm off the HANDle," You tell him, sticking out your tongue.
                    "Th-that doesn't even make sense!" He says, laughing even harder.
                    "It was funnier than hook," You say with a slight shrug.
                    "You dork," He wheezes.
                    "You're the one laughing at them you dork," You shoot back.
                    "Sh-shut up!" He chuckles, falling to his knees holding his side as his laughs became painful.
                    "Need a hand?" You ask.
                    "Stop!" He begs.
                    "It's not my fault you can't HANDle it!" You chuckle.
                    "That one made sense," He breathes.
                    "I knew it would come in HANDY," You muse
                    "Gah I hate you right now!" He gasps.
                    "I can't help it! Your laugh is too great!" You giggle.
                    "You're killing me!" He hisses.
                    "Sounds like you really need a hand," You say.
                    "Cut it out!" 
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You're fun to mess with Buggy