Freelancer pt3~ Eustass Kid x Reader

       "When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-" Kid stares at you with a growing blush. 

       "I already know about--"

       "They decide to have a baby, now to have that baby--"

       "Please stop..." Killer pleads as the crew blushes uncomfortably. You smirk and carry on telling them about the birds and the bees. And by the end of it they all had their ears covered as if was a form of torture. You smile in satisfaction and head back under deck with a pip in your step. 

       "That woman..." Kid uncovers his ears. 

       "You wanted to keep her. Now she's going to torture you." Killer says. Kid chuckles a bit and grins. "Captain..." He sighs as Kid follows after you. 

       "I'll get her back." Kid rumbles evily. Killer sweatdrops.

       "You're just asking for it now." He sighs. 

       Kid finds you in your room as you put together a fishing rod. You look up as he comes to your doorway. "Oh, you want to know what happens if it's two guys?" You guess with an evil smirk. He freezes, and at the moment he knew... "Well let's see for guys it starts with--"

      "Noooo!!" He shouts covering his ears and tries to escape, tripping and falling on his back. You grin and go over sitting on his chest and continuing to talk about the intimate gestures shared between two men all the while working on your pole. Kid began to babble utter nonsense to drown you out. 

      "And that's what happens when two guys love each other very much." You finish and pat his head before getting up and strolling out with a smirk. Kid stares after you and uncovers his ears. 

      "I underestimated her..." He sits up. He has met his match. And you didn't even have to touch him. 

       Kid didn't bother you while you were fishing, which was good, gave you more time to think of another lesson to make him uncomfortable. You smirk a bit at the water, this was proving to be more fun than you anticipated. 

     "Hey ___." Killer makes you look over. 

     "Yes? What can I do for you Killer?" You hum looking back at the water. 

     "What are you hoping to catch?" He leans on the railing. 

     "Don't care really, I'm doing this out of boredom." You shrug. He hums thoughtfully. 

     "You can go see Kid's workshop, I think you'd be entertained for a bit." He straightens up and you raise an eyebrow at him. He pats your shoulder before returning to Heat and Wire. You smirk a bit when they share a mischievous look. 

     "Looks like I'm not the only one having fun torturing Eustass..." You hum before handing your pole to a crew member and going to Kid's workshop.  He was working on what looked like a cannon. You blink and sit down next to him looking around curiously. He pauses watching you warily. You meet his gaze and smile.

     "What are you-"

     "And when the baby is ready to come out--" he covers his ears starting to babble again. You chuckle to yourself going on with your listen taking a marker off his desk and drawing a heart on his cheeks, talking louder when he glares at you. You smirk going down and drawing a bunny on his chest. He starts to tremble and you know he's about to pop. You smirk putting the marker in his mouth before darting out. 

      "That's it! I'm gonna kill you!" He roars giving chase. You chuckle bursting up and hiding in the crows nest. He rants and searches for you angrily. You smile up at the sky. At this rate he'll kick you off the ship. You relax and close your eyes, soon drifting off. 

      He climbs up to the crows nest that night, ready to give you what you had coming. But when he got there he froze, finding you curled up and crying in your sleep. He softens watching you before removing his coat and putting it over you. He rests his arms on the floor of the nest watching you for a bit. 

      "You're more of a pain in the ass than I thought you'd be... But I did ask for it." He murmurs quietly. He tenses as you roll over, hand coming over his as you relax. He blinks with a raised eyebrow, carefully turning his hand to measure yours against his. "So tiny... How the hell could such a twig send me flying..." He scoffs under his breath.

       You hum shifting in your sleep and bringing his gaze to your face. "Sleep well you pain in the ass." He whispers, taking his arm back and moving down, closing the hatch. He climbs back down where Killer was. 

      "Was she up there?" Killer asks curiously. 

      "Yeah, fast asleep too... Oh well, I'm gonna take shower, see ya." He waves heading inside. Killer watches him disappear before releasing a chuckle. 

       "Goodnight captain.. and goodnight ___," Killer peers up at the crows nest.